The following was sent via email to Jess just moments ago:
Dearest Jess,
Your advising said my advising could decide what the next competition was for our friendly rivalry.
We have chosen.
On Monday, Mary Drinkhouse will be visiting my room at the beginning of advising. She will have with her all of the supplies to get us started selling raffle tickets. You should be there too. With your advising.
And, you should prepare for a battle. We are ready to bury your advising in a mountains of raffle tickets. They will be so thick about your face, neck, chest, and head that you will scarcely be able to call for help.
You will be pleased to know that your suffering will not be long lived: ticket sales end Friday. In the interest of fairness, we will not begin our selling onslaught until Monday.
It is so.
UPDATE: Jess has accepted the challenge. It is on.
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